Dr. Bob Madden (left)

As I get older I've learned some things.

1) I'm just as dumb as I was when I was a kid. Given the opportunity, I'll still eat a whole family size bag of Doritos.

2) I still drink milk from the jug when no one is looking.

3) I still think I hear someone (my wife) coming down the hall when I'm looking at Playboy.

4) I can't believe everyone is not a Packers fan.

5) I still think everybody likes me.

- Bob

Did Bob make you display some sort of emotion? Well then, send the man a heartfelt email here.

 

Brian Nelson (right)

Quotes from Chairman Bri's Little Red Book:

"If everyone in the whole world had the same skin color, hair color and eye color, if we were all the same religion, if we all had the same favorite sports teams, drank the same beer, drove the same car, and spoke the same language, if we all hung our toilet paper the same way, listened to the same music, had the same hat size, and used the same toothpaste, mankind would......still divide into at least two groups and find a reason to kill each other."

"People hear half of what you say, remember half of what they hear, repeat half of what they remember, and screw up half of what they repeat, so if somebody says I said something there is only a 9% chance they haven't goofed something up."

"The North American P-51-D Mustang with the Rolls-Royce designed, Packard built, Merlin engine and Laminar flow wing is the greatest airplane ever built. We should build more of them, just because we can."

"If only there were some kind of giant world wide river of information, available at any time to anyone in the world who has the right equipment, that is relatively easy to use, and available at a nominal expense.......but where would we get such a thing?"

"The characters on Gilligan's Island represent the seven deadly sins. Mr. Howell is Greed, Mrs. Howell is Sloth, Ginger is Vanity, Mary Ann is Jealousy, Professor is Pride, Skipper is Anger, and Gilligan is Gluttony. If you really think about it, you will see it's all true. How can anyone say that was not a great show?"

"Mao. Now there's a snappy dresser."

"The only possible explanation for that is because I'm narrow-minded."

Hey, single ladies....send Brian a date request here (photos not required, but it's a big bonus).